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Sunday, November 30, 2003 ( 4:58 AM ) shut up christine I did it in 13 seconds. I deserved an A!! Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!! # Monday, November 10, 2003 ( 3:42 AM ) shut up christine I go outside to load laundry into my trunk, and I see that his truck is parked outside in front of his house. This makes me happy, and my heart starts to beat faster. I’m packing in the rest of my groceries, and his porch light flicks on… that means he’s sitting outside. My heart beats louder And louder And louder It sounds like...... it sounds like the 8 mile soundtrack, like the beginning of the "Lose Yourself" song. Hmmm this is weird. I get into my car. I buckle myself in. I check the rearview mirror and I say to myself, Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, To seize everything you ever wanted…one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? I back out of the driveway, and everything is in slow motion. Exhale, hold my breath. My car is inching its way toward his house. My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on my sweater already, mom’s spaghetti I’m nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready… I approach his house and he’s sitting on a planter next to the wall I open my mouth but the words won’t come out……… He’s only a couple feet from me now, I’m so close to him You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo... And then I’ve passed him and its over. Dang it. I kick myself in the ass all the way to Irvine. True story. The end. # Wednesday, November 05, 2003 ( 3:40 PM ) shut up christine HAAT MANKEY PORN! Yeeehaw I was making out with this bearded guy in my dream…and his beard was kinda long...... and I ended up flossing with his beard hair. Beard hair stuck in yer teef! Man oh man that’s some kinky stuff. Are you hot and bothered? Or are you bothered and disturbed?? Don’t hate, participate. Anyhooot I have this incredible urge to floss now hehheh so peas out # Monday, November 03, 2003 ( 8:24 AM ) shut up christine The things you do when you’re bored…. Couldn’t go to sleep cuz I’m coughing and weezing so I’m sitting here drinking a glass of fat free milk. My voice sounds like a horse and my throat’s being a little bratty punk, so for the rest of the day I shall be shutting up. I’ve got a midterm later on and I stayed up all night studying…this quarter I’m Amying for the dean’s list, werd to yer mama. Orisinally I wanted to get a 4.0, but that’s just craaaaazy. I hope I do well on this quiz cuz I just spent the last 5 hours typing up my notes. Anebay, I’m so hungry right now…for launch I think I’ll have soda and some pancakes with a big chank of butter on top. Yahoo!!!!! I get emotional when I’m hungry. Have you ever tried pancakes with fish? It sounds gross but it’s rather good. Oh yesterday this guy wearing azure blue underwear pinched my cheeks, and I was like “Aaaiyyyyyy(leen)!” I got crazy in da kadoos on his arse...the foo. Buds, my small story makes no sense whatsoever so just click the linkies. The end. # |