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Tuesday, October 26, 2004 ( 3:33 AM ) shut up christine Alritey listen up everyone, I have an announcement THE LIBRARY CAN SUCK IT LONG LIVE DEBAUCHERY AND HEDONISM HOORAY Did you know that my mum and dud periodically check me for tattoos/piercings? Did you know that I was not allowed to watch The Simpsons or Married With Children when I was growing up? Did you know that I had super long hair for most of my life because my dad said “girls are supposed to have long hair…if you cut your hair don’t come home”? Did you notice how short my hair is? Did you know that I was not allowed to say “shut up” because my mom said it was hooker talk and only prostitutes use language like that? Do you like the title I picked for my blog? random story i said to my sister “Jambo, Nanet…my new name is Jabuleleh and I’m going to live in South Africa for 2 years 3 months for the Peace Corps what do you think?” and you know what she said? she said “SHUT THE FUCK UP” In other news…Thailand is all set, I placed a bid at skyauction.com and I got round trip airfare and hotel for a week for the bargain basement price of $796 which is pretty darn good considering the cheapest airfare I found otherwise was $633...not bad, not bad at all. p.s. Nate can’t come anymore so I’m going to Bangkok by myself kinda scary but don’t worry I can handle it yo which brings me to my next point I know I just wrote a post about still feeling like a little kid, and its funny cuz this entry is the opposite… There are a lot of people out there who watch out for me and I know you have good intentions you do it because you care and I appreciate that But despite what everyone thinks, I am NOT gonna drop out of school get married in Vegas to some crazy I met on the internet and join the circus so can everyone just calm down thanks. I know sometimes I come up with crazy ideas and I am often met with adamant opposition (i.e. shut the fuck up) but in the words of a very wise man named Crazy Gideon, “I may be crazy but I’m not stupid” I know you want the best for me but I can’t keep hiding in the corner when everyone else is changing into their leotards during dance class because I am the only 8th grader still wearing an undershirt with bow ties when everyone else is wearing their lacy black bras… I can’t stay a kid forever you can’t keep my titties from growing… but you can take me to get a bra I don’t need a fancy lacy one, just something for support I’m at a weird place in my life right now where I’m not a girl, not yet a woman But all I need is time A moment that is mine While I’m in between... I'm not a girl There is no need to protect me Its time that I Learn to face up to this on my own I've seen so much more than u know now Don't tell me to shut my eyes heheh yay Britney Back to my point… it’s like when you tell a kid not to do something it only makes them want to do it more I’m going to drive at night whether you like it or not I’m going to make mistakes I’m going to fall on my face regardless I know it can be dangerous and scary out there that's not going to stop me but I want you to know that I don’t always jump blindly honestly I’m not going to pierce my clitoris and I'm not as dumb as I look I’m not asking you to not worry about me I will always hear what you have to say but I can't guarantee that I'll listen Trust my judgement Trust me and eventually I will go back to the library on my own have a little faith Love, Jabuleleh :) # Sunday, October 24, 2004 ( 5:22 PM ) shut up christine  This is Siege he's one of my four dogs I like him the best 
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Thursday, October 21, 2004 ( 2:45 AM ) shut up christine I carry my nice leather portfolio around, the one my sis gave me… I wake up early to go to office hours… I get excited every time I put a new contact # in my business card holder… I have a newspaper in front of me and a cup of coffee in my hand… and I’m almost like a grown-up kinda but I’m only pretending waking up “early” means getting up before 11am… office hours = playtime with staff… this isn’t a real newspaper it’s just the coupons… and my mom says coffee will stunt your growth some days I want to take my planner and throw it off the pier I want to go home and hide in my treehouse when we were kids we’d spend entire days planning our lives and now we spend entire days planning our lives there’s a difference and I don’t even like black coffee Does anyone else still feel like a little kid? Or am I the only one.... p.s. haffy 22nd birfday Flo! danng my roomie is old kids...they grow up so fast # Sunday, October 10, 2004 ( 8:12 PM ) shut up christine 
my crazy dad pointing to his white moley I went home today to see my dad because my mom and sis are in New York for a wedding and my pops is all by himself for the week and he's afraid of the dark so I need to check up on him you know and as soon as I got through the door he checked my neck for hickies and then we went shopping for CDs and then my mom and Nanet called me from New York to say they bought me a shirt that says "I can't drive" don't you wish your family was this cool
# ( 2:28 PM ) shut up christine planning my first trip to the bay area to look for apartamentos still trying to decide on a city, maybe Milpitas since Sabs is from there I’ll be making a couple trips during the course of the year if anyone is interested in flying up with me everyday is a baby step closer starting to clean out my Cerritos room for a fatty huge garage sale can’t decide between things I want to keep and things that are practical but little by little things seem to be falling into place somewhat and it gets easier, or harder, depending on how I feel that day baby steps though :) on a sidenote had a good conversation with a drunk friend last night and I don’t drink much alcohol myself but I love having those honest, raw, no-holding-back-conversations sometimes the truth stings but I totally respect that honesty even if you were drunk and you probably won’t remember what you said but thanks that was exactly what I needed to hear peace out. # Sunday, October 03, 2004 ( 6:59 PM ) shut up christine woah I found this thing that I wrote back in 8th(?) grade when I got my own computer... its written on Sanrio Little Twin Stars stationary in insanely neat cursive handwriting **Kit's rules for computer use** When utilizing this computer, you are expected to use the utmost caution and comply to all of the rules hereby outlined. Failure to do so results in immediate action administered by me. Habitual truancy may result in forfeiting the privilege to use the computer, or other punishment as I see fit. You, the user, confer all authority to ME. Just adhere to these simple rules and you will have no bruises. Thank you. 1. Do NOT delete files without my consent. 2. NO drinking while using the computer. 3. DO NOT hit the computer...DAD!! (duh) 4. I have the last say in all disputes 5. If you use a CD/disk, put it back! 6. Take your used computer sheets with you 7. Turn the computer off manually. 8. Don't hog it...share :) 9. Don't leave your stuff on the desk - failure to claim your belongings means I get to keep them! 10. Do not abuse ANYTHING 11. Save files on a floppy disk 12. Do not leave CDs out in the open - put in CD tree 13. Keep the place tidy 14. No whining allowed 15. Do not pull on the paper when it's printing 16. BE CAREFUL 17. Excessive playing of casino games is NOT TOLERATED, DAD!!! 18. Schoolwork has priority over games - ALWAYS 19. If you have a question, ask me. Don't pretend you know what you're doing and end up messing the system for everyone else. 20. Don't play with the wires unless I say you can. 21. All games installed must be approved by me. 22. Don't put your grubby hands on the scanner glass. That will make me MAD. 23. Ask before you change the theme style 24. Don't make the volume too loud 25. Don't go away and forget to turn it off 26. Do not scratch your initials in the desk Please follow these rules. If you don't, watch out. You do not want to make me mad, TRUST ME. Compliance to these rules will make every trip to the computer fun, convenient, and educational for everyone every time. Remember, the second you go on, you agree to place jurisdiction in my hands. Thank you very much. I'm watching you. Have a nice day! :) -Christine ohhhhhh Kit. I totally remember writing this. I left it on the computer stand so everyone could see it You do not want to make me mad, TRUST ME. Duh! what an anal little bitch ahahahhahha why am I so weird
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