shut up christine | |
Wednesday, January 30, 2019 ( 10:42 PM ) shut up christine conversations at work today bill asked me what kind of music i like i said ladysmith black mambazo sue said oh they did a song with paul simon me: who's paul simon i asked bill what he likes he said he likes movie soundtracks his favorite is the good the bad and the ugly never seen it, i said. clint eastwood? sue tried to summarize the plot for me she said a chimpanzee sits in clint eastwood's car... me: ....wait i thought it was a western... sue: the chimpanzee sits in the passenger seat and the blinker is broken so clint eastwood says "right turn, clyde" me: you're full of shit sue: and the chimpanzee punches.. me: YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU sue: HAHAHA *shows me this video clip* all three of us are laughing so hard we're crying because the premise is bizarre and anyway it's the wrong movie me: are you on your period? i need to get my period stat. like right now. can i smell you coworkers: why, kit? me: i don't want to get my period in india because the stray dogs chase you them: omg they won't chase you me: last time i had to carry a fucking stick to scare them off debbie: come here!! smell me me: *rubs face on debbie* # Friday, January 25, 2019 ( 10:05 PM ) shut up christine i want to remember what happened this past week this was the first time i saw someone die on the table we got called in at 10:07pm i chose the most soothing ringtone for STEMI calls and my stomach drops every time i hear it i didn't get home until 4:30 i remember pieces of things there was corn on the floor i pushed a med so hard that i broke the syringe his family had given us a prayer card to place under his head at the end my coworker found the card on the floor, covered in blood and i remember watching her try to clean it off some experiences stay with you this is part of me now # |