shut up christine


Tuesday, November 29, 2005
      ( 11:13 PM ) shut up christine  
a few weeks ago i went to a mind, body, & spirit convention
i was wandering around trying to find the kabbalah booth and this woman came up to me and said "I was meant to find you. And he still loves you, but the distance makes it hard" but i think that was a coincidence.

she's a psychic and first thing she said when she looked at my hands -- "Do you really want to know? good AND bad?"

i said "yes," just for kicks...
and then she told me a bunch of bad stuff.

i completely disregarded her predictions, especially when she said i could be "fixed" if i paid her a couple hundred bucks (yeah right!!)
but i do admit that for a second, i almost believed her...

Boo to psychic con-artists who prey on extremely gullible people.

ahh IF she was real, i wonder if she can sense if i'm talkin smack about her. OR maybe she already knew i was going to write this? good thing you can't leave comments on here, because if she left a message that would freak me out, or probably some smart ass would pretend to be her and mess with my mind... but if she really wanted to mess with me, wouldn't she already know my home address? ahhh now i'm scaring myself! but maybe that was her plan all along!! eek time to sleep
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Friday, November 25, 2005
      ( 12:43 AM ) shut up christine  
i'm watching the news and some woman got trampled at walmart this morning and her wig went flying off her head and she had to be hospitalized.
calm down, people! dang.

and
i'd just like to say that even though i've had my license for a little over 2 years now, driving is still hella stressful & scary for me,
and every morning on my commute to work I usually freak out at the ramp from the 91 to the 5 because traffic is bumper to bumper and i have 10 seconds to switch 1 lane to the left before i get kicked off the freeway
and 99% of drivers WON'T LET ME IN

but there is always that one really nice car who lets me pass through just before the blood vessels in my left eye rupture from stress
and if i could, i would get out of my car and give you a hug, and i hope life treats you well

p.s. Belinda Bernardo where are you now
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Sunday, November 20, 2005
      ( 3:20 PM ) shut up christine  

oh my gosh
can someone tell me what's happening to my aloe plant?!?
mutant peener is 17 inches long and still growing!

"wat da heck" -Dad
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005
      ( 3:09 PM ) shut up christine  
woah nelly!
my aloe plant's peener is 15 inches long now
you go boy

and

i bought a bicycle
a pink one!
with a basket!
from Craigslist
for 25 bucks!! and i love it.
it needs some work but i'm planning to decorate it so that i can bring it to next year's Burning Man..it will be tiiiiight

last but not least

this post is dedicated to my great friend Cuong Phu Trinh

i don't think we were meant to be friends

i mean under normal circumstances we probably would've just passed each other by like the millions of other strangers i saw on my way to class/ driving in the cars next to me on the freeway

anyhow one day my soph year of college Cuong just happened to be standing behind me in the lunchline and before i could blink he was giving me an inside tour of UCI and introducing me to his boss

and i remember thinking DUDE WHO IS THIS GUY??? I don't even know you!

and for some reason he stuck around,
this random guy with 20 different screen names who never signed off AIM...

three years later he still IMs me every single day
and he has no qualms about driving a bajillion miles out of the way so we can hang out, even if its just for a few minutes

i would be LOST without him
like literally..he's the first person i call when i'm lost on the freeway heheh

but seriously, if you were like any other person you would've just been another forgotten face behind me in the lunchline,
but instead you turned out to be a keeper

i'm soooo unworthy of your friendship but i'm really really glad you never faded away........

and plus my mom freakin loves you
she thinks you are "cool"

word.
cheers to Cuong Phu Trihn for being a really good friend
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Sunday, November 13, 2005
      ( 4:22 PM ) shut up christine  

yeehaw!

finally developed this roll. priya mony this picture reminds me of you! i heart pri
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Thursday, November 10, 2005
      ( 11:09 PM ) shut up christine  

ah!

bulaorochristine: my aloe plant has a boner!
bulaorochristine: i gave it some miracle grow
bulaorochristine: and then a big long plant peener came out of it
p1nch my ch33ks : HAHAHAHAHA
bulaorochristine: its so gross! taunting me
p1nch my ch33ks : LICK IT!
p1nch my ch33ks : LICK IT NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
p1nch my ch33ks : ahahhaahhaahhahhaha

i kid you not...this thing grew almost ten inches in five days! it wasn't even there last week!

and jessica you're a freak

p.s. Nancy Nguyen where are you now
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Monday, November 07, 2005
      ( 10:15 PM ) shut up christine  
hi.

i guess a lot of stuff happened this past year, lots of really big things, and lots of things changed too

and one person in particular, changed everything

and i think sometimes, especially in the last couple months
i wondered if it was worth the trouble?
to invest so much of yourself into one other person
only to walk away in the end with half of you missing

and this probably won't be the last time this happens
but you only get one first,
the first relationship is the only time you have a truly clean slate, with no other baggage to weigh you down
and i think i might've naively given my heart away a little recklessly

but looking back, i think recklessly is the best way to love someone,
no holds barred, like no one ever hurt you before
Nothing held back.
and how awesome is it to be on the receiving end of that kind of recklessness

anyway
i am at a good place right now (okay you can stop rolling your eyes, i know this was painful to read)

AND props to Nelson for giving me a free pass to the AFI film festival! every night i camp out at the arclight theater with my paper bag lunch, so if you're in the area hit me up

p.s. Danny Dupuy where are you now
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005
      ( 3:28 PM ) shut up christine  

kristina (witch), me (christmas tree), linda (pregnant nun)

last night was fabulous
west hollywood costumes do not disappoint
and i love how guys outnumber ladies when it comes to wearing high heels :)
only in WeHo! i love it

more pictures to come later but for now i leave you with this:



huzzah!
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