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Friday, February 25, 2005 ( 1:27 PM ) shut up christine need units? angela chou brought this to my attention: Film and Media Studies 112: The Pornographic Gaze 22730 Lec A 4 STEIMER, L. MW 4:00- 5:20p HIB 110 22731 Stu 1 0 STEIMER, L. MW 5:30- 6:50p HIB 110 Course description: Many of the films, videos, and images screened in this class are bound to be offensive to some viewers. Texts read in this class will contain graphic descriptions and images which may also offend certain readers. Please do not enroll in this class unless you are willing to read about as well as look closely at a wide variety of explicit, hard-core, pornographic sexual representations and to discuss and write about them with the same kind of detail and intellectual concentration you would give to any other genre or cultural form examined in a Film and Media Studies class. university credit for watching porn 6 hours a week que interesante if you have a lecture in HIB 110 next quarter, make sure you check your chair for stains before you sit down # Wednesday, February 23, 2005 ( 2:25 AM ) shut up christine MULTIPLE CHOICE (100 points) circle the answer you think is best There are 114 days left until your commencement ceremony. Do you: A) Forget about your management minor. You don't really need it, do you? The classes are dragging down your GPA. Enjoy your time left and take all the fun classes you always wanted to take. Your summer will be free so you can travel like you planned in the first place. p.s. you suck at accounting B) Stick with it. You've come this far, why not finish it? Who cares if you might have to go to summer school...at least you'll have another minor tacked onto your diploma....it's worth it, isn't it? C) It doesn't matter... it's hard finding work with just an undergrad degree and since you're not planning to go to grad school, good luck trying to find a job, sucka D) Screw school. You and Flo always talked about being backup singers for JLo eek what to do... Marie or Michelle Woo or Unji or any other graduated people are you there? I could use some advice... # Monday, February 21, 2005 ( 1:23 PM ) shut up christine my dad is the best. i am so lucky and proud to have him as mi padre yup so i hear all these people are calling our house because they know he can fix anything okay you can borrow him :) # Tuesday, February 15, 2005 ( 4:04 PM ) shut up christine AHH I'M SO DANG FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW!! i'm trying so hard to make this work you're really important to me you're one of my priorities but i feel like i spend all my free time with you you're constantly on my mind i think about you before i go to sleep and when when i wake up in the morning i even dropped one of my classes for you i'm putting all this time and effort into this relationship but all i get from you is negative feedback i know we can get through this, but i'm losing my motivation i don't have the energy anymore i give and i give and i give but i feel empty inside i just need a little validation, some kind of sign to show me that all this hard work is worth something why do you have to be so difficult? i just want to be happy again... IS AN A IN ACCOUNTING TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?! geeez i've never wanted an A so bad in my life.... supposedly this class shouldn't be too bad but i'm having such a hard time with it accounting is not my friend can't we all just get along i need a miracle! un miraculo por favor step it up biatch # Sunday, February 13, 2005 ( 12:34 AM ) shut up christine call me crazy but i think traffic school is kinda fun we played dodge ball and jeopardy and family feud and we even sang songs with hand motions i think everyone should go to traffic school, even if you don't have a ticket it's quite exciting that is all # Saturday, February 12, 2005 ( 12:17 AM ) shut up christine  yay for prom poses  i’m going to traffic school tomorrow so this post is dedicated to the godmother of my future babies, Mr. Brian Ferrer because right after I passed my driver’s license test, the first thing I did was drive to Brian’s house and he taught me how to use my mirrors on the freeway cause even though I passed the test I didn’t really use my mirrors, I just looked over my shoulders remember? and do you remember that night when we were driving past Disneyland and we pulled over to watch fireworks? or all the times when we turned off the lights in the MAC and hid under tables or boxes so we could scare people? I think the first time I ever saw you was at a Mesa dance when I wore my giant carrot costume and you kept giving me weird looks you’re one of my best friends and I heart you very much # ( 12:16 AM ) shut up christine 
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Friday, February 11, 2005 ( 2:55 PM ) shut up christine  ceramic? two nights ago I felt like......... that time in 6th grade when i represented my catholic school at our archdiocese spelling bee... i was hella nervous i remember going up on stage and sitting in that squeaky chair and i got all insecure because i was a chubby kid and i kept thinking oh crap this chair is going to break under my fattie ass i tried not to move so that my chair wouldn’t squeak but that seemed to make it worse which only made me more nervous and when i am nervous, i sweat.....profusely so i was wearing these white leggings and when it was finally my turn to go up to the mic, i had huge sweat stains on the backs of my knees and i kept thinking to myself all those kids behind me are staring at the back of my fat sweaty knees and then I got my word: CERAMIC easy word, right? except I spelled it S—Y—R…………….. I don’t even remember how I spelled the rest of the word, it’s all a blur so the spelling bee announcer woman said “no I’m sorry that’s incorrect” and I went back to my seat..I was the first person out and I could see all the smart kids looking at me like I was the biggest dummy in the world and then the announcer woman said “uhh honey, you need to get off the stage now” and the whole room was looking at me like whoa…what a dumbass! the entire auditorium was completely silent you could hear my chair squeaking from the back of the room and then I walked off the stage, down the middle of the audience one person started clapping, then two, and then everyone started clapping... except it was a slow clap...kinda like that scene at the end of Cool Runnings..except this was not cool....it was like people were clapping because they didn’t know what else to do and I looked up and I saw my 6th grade teacher shaking her head I swear she mouthed the words “what...the...fuck...” and I cried for dayyyyyyyyys yeah, that’s how it felt. kinda sucks a little now, but later on it will totally crack me up the end :) # |
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