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Friday, February 11, 2005 ( 2:55 PM ) shut up christine  ceramic?  two nights ago I felt like......... that time in 6th grade when i represented my catholic school at our archdiocese spelling bee... i was hella nervous i remember going up on stage and sitting in that squeaky chair and i got all insecure because i was a chubby kid and i kept thinking oh crap this chair is going to break under my fattie ass i tried not to move so that my chair wouldn’t squeak but that seemed to make it worse which only made me more nervous and when i am nervous, i sweat.....profusely so i was wearing these white leggings and when it was finally my turn to go up to the mic, i had huge sweat stains on the backs of my knees and i kept thinking to myself all those kids behind me are staring at the back of my fat sweaty knees and then I got my word: CERAMIC easy word, right? except I spelled it S—Y—R…………….. I don’t even remember how I spelled the rest of the word, it’s all a blur so the spelling bee announcer woman said “no I’m sorry that’s incorrect” and I went back to my seat..I was the first person out and I could see all the smart kids looking at me like I was the biggest dummy in the world and then the announcer woman said “uhh honey, you need to get off the stage now” and the whole room was looking at me like whoa…what a dumbass! the entire auditorium was completely silent you could hear my chair squeaking from the back of the room and then I walked off the stage, down the middle of the audience one person started clapping, then two, and then everyone started clapping... except it was a slow clap...kinda like that scene at the end of Cool Runnings..except this was not cool....it was like people were clapping because they didn’t know what else to do and I looked up and I saw my 6th grade teacher shaking her head I swear she mouthed the words “what...the...fuck...” and I cried for dayyyyyyyyys yeah, that’s how it felt. kinda sucks a little now, but later on it will totally crack me up the end :) #
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