**Kit's rules for computer use**

When utilizing this computer, you are expected to use the utmost caution and comply to all of the rules hereby outlined. Failure to do so results in immediate action administered by me. Habitual truancy may result in forfeiting the privilege to use the computer, or other punishment as I see fit. You, the user, confer all authority to ME. Just adhere to these simple rules and you will have no bruises. Thank you.

1. Do NOT delete files without my consent.

2. NO drinking while using the computer.

3. DO NOT hit the computer...DAD!! (duh)

4. I have the last say in all disputes

5. If you use a CD/disk, put it back!

6. Take your used computer sheets with you

7. Turn the computer off manually.

8. Don't hog it...share :)

9. Don't leave your stuff on the desk - failure to claim your belongings means I get to keep them!

10. Do not abuse ANYTHING

11. Save files on a floppy disk

12. Do not leave CDs out in the open - put in CD tree

13. Keep the place tidy

14. No whining allowed

15. Do not pull on the paper when it's printing

16. BE CAREFUL

17. Excessive playing of casino games is NOT TOLERATED, DAD!!!

18. Schoolwork has priority over games - ALWAYS

19. If you have a question, ask me. Don't pretend you know what you're doing and end up messing the system for everyone else.

20. Don't play with the wires unless I say you can.

21. All games installed must be approved by me.

22. Don't put your grubby hands on the scanner glass. That will make me MAD.

23. Ask before you change the theme style

24. Don't make the volume too loud

25. Don't go away and forget to turn it off

26. Do not scratch your initials in the desk

Please follow these rules. If you don't, watch out. You do not want to make me mad, TRUST ME. Compliance to these rules will make every trip to the computer fun, convenient, and educational for everyone every time. Remember, the second you go on, you agree to place jurisdiction in my hands. Thank you very much. I'm watching you. Have a nice day! :)

-Christine

ohhhhhh Kit. I totally remember writing this. I left it on the computer stand so everyone could see it

what an anal little bitch

ahahahhahha

why am I so weird