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Monday, October 13, 2003 ( 4:21 AM ) shut up christine I went skating last night and he came out of his house again… so this time I said “tonight’s the night,” stuck my chest out, and when I passed him I jiggled dem boobies like I’ve never jiggled before. Okay not really. I just skated by with my eyes down like I always do. But I did smell his sweet man scent as he drove away. Mmmmman scent. The new neighbors on the other side of my house are moving in next week. They’re the 5th family to move into that house since we’ve been here…I wonder how long they’ll stay before we drive them out. In other news, I watched my first hardcore porn. My prof showed it in lecture…I want to do well in that class so I’m planning to do A LOT more “studying” hehh. What else…I’ve been working out at the arc lately, but one of my worst nightmares came true while I was there..I really had to go pee but I guess I didn’t pull my underwear all the way down so I peed my pants…and I had to throw my favorite pair of undies away :(. I didn’t want to leave them there in the stall but I couldn’t walk around the arc with a wet panty in my pocket. This particular pair of underwear looked like little boy underoos with blue sheep all over and I got it on clearance at Ross because it had defects so it was truly one of a kind…my juan-in-a-million and I’ll never find another pair like it. I think I’ll go back tonight and see if I can find it in the trash…but then again I threw it away in the tampon receptacle hmm…. While we’re on the subject of bodily excrements, today my sister told me that she took pictures of my poop a while back so she could show her friends. Apparently they don’t believe the majestic enormity of my poopitypoo. I don’t know why I’m writing all this stuff down… most of my friends ran away from here a long time ago. I think I even scared away that Canadian stranger guy from my other post…are you here Canadian guy? Aww man I didn’t mean to scare him away. That’s too bad, cuz I really like Canada. p.s. my dad voted for Gary Coleman #
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