( 1:16 AM ) shut up christine
Man, it’s been a long ass day…
Today the store was busy up the wazooo from opening until closing...everyone and their mama bought gifts for everyone and their mamas and we even broke our store sales record
so after a long day at work I journey back to the employee parking lot which is conveniently located in the boonies of Timbuktu
and when I finally get there, of course my keys are nowhere to be found
and for some reason there are puddles of liquid on the hood of my car even though it hasn’t been raining…
annnyway there’s a note on the window and I think yay someone found my keys,
but nope, it’s just a note from the police saying that my car has been vandalized
so I talk to the security guard, who’s a hottie, by the way
he helps me find my car keys (awww cute AND nice)
and then the Irvine Spectrum bicycle brigade show up
and they’re hellla hot too
they explain that while I was at work, a maintenance man got drunk in the employee parking lot
and when Security asked him to leave he got angry
so angry that he started chucking beer bottles
all of which happened to land on my car :(
so I go to the police station to file a report and take pictures of the dents and marks
and shiet, ALL the Irvine Spectrum Policemen are f-ing hot. Hot damn.
And so it turned out to be a pretty good day after all.
Happy Mother’s Day everybody!! :)
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