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Monday, July 12, 2004 ( 5:49 AM ) shut up christine Bonjour from Paris I can't believe we're actually here and this is really happening... and guess what I've already managed to embarrass myself really badly you probably won't believe me but yes sir this did happen.. Sabrina and I went to visit the Notre Dame and I didn't want to spend 40 cents to use the bathroom so I held it in even though I had to go really bad and then we couldn't find a bathroom and I didn't know how to use the public toilets where you put coins in so I freaking peed in my pants! I peed my pants in France yes this is real so I ran into a little hotel and I hid in a maintenance/storage closet while Sabrina went to buy me some pants so I was just chilling in the closet marinating in my own piss for about 15 minutes and these maids came in and tried to open the door but I kept trying to hold it shut and finally I opened it but I was just standing there in my underwear I bet they were thinking that Americans are weird sorry guys I give Americans a bad name... but they were nice and they let me stand there in the closet anyway Sabs couldn't find any pants because all the stores were closed so I just tied my sweater around my waist and tied Sab's sweatshirt around the back to make a skirt and I was walking around Paris with no underwear on and a makeshift skirt but its allllll good I love Europe my time is about to run out on this computer so I will talk to yall later i miss you au revoir #
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