( 4:37 AM ) shut up christine
i met this guy yesterday he kinda looked like a very emo harry potter...glasses, bowl hair cut, red and black striped mime shirt and he had a winnie-the-pooh high voice
he told me he was an "artiste" and he asked if he could draw my face so i was like sure why not but i dont have money so he said noo i do it for free
so we sit and he´s like i need your "spook"
and after a while i figure out that he wants me to spit
i was like uhhhh okay he said its for modern art
so i spit on this piece of paper that he gives me
and then he fucking eats up the spit!!
and he says mmm its good can i have some more? spit in my mouth
and i was like hmmm thanks i have to go
and i got the fuck out of there
BLEHHH WHAT.THE.HECK.
too weird
anyway some random facts about berlin for you
this is where michael jackson dangled his baby over the balcony,
berlin residents must pay annual taxes of 25 euros to own a hamster,
"ich bin ein berliner" means i am a jelly donut
oh yeah and i dont want to stereotype but there are an overwhelming number of older men wearing the tight black shirts with the leather pants and the black boots...kinda reminds of the spirit fingers choreagrapher man from the movie Bring It On
interesting
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