( 3:40 AM ) shut up christine
what am i doing here i have to get up for work in like 2 hours
this is my last rant about it and us, after this i'm done.
if i was to write a screenplay about my life,
i'd tweak our breakup scene and this would be the revised script
me: so i guess this is it then?
you: No, don't leave me! I am nothing without you!
me: I'm sorry, I must go now
you: But I LOVE you! You are the most beautiful intelligent woman I have ever known! Please, I beg of you, give me one more chance..I want to spend the rest of my life with you
me: It's too late! farewell! I bid you a happy and fulfilling life. Goodbyeeeee
you: How could I let the love of my life slip away? I AM A DUMBASS!!(repeat ten times, getting progressively louder each time)
and END SCENE.
its my movie, i'll do what i want
the ex is actually a pretty cool guy and we are on good terms but i like this ending much better so for the record, this is how it happened, and i'm sticking to it!
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