( 1:13 AM ) shut up christine
when i was a kid i found a disposable daisy pink razor in the bathroom cabinet and i remember studying my chubby chipmunk face in the mirror for a long time, contemplating whether or not i should shave off my left eyebrow and draw it back in with a sharpie but at the last minute i decided against it because i thought my mom would be pissed and i wish i could go back to that time when i was oblivious and i believed wholeheartedly that i was beautiful, even with one eyebrow drawn in with an effing sharpie
also, back then i never knew i had a mustache. bastards
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