( 12:23 PM ) shut up christine
 for the last year or so i have deposited with dogged devotion all recyclables into a cute little blue wastebin under my desk, like such:
dropping my empty toothpaste boxes and junk mail into this basket gives me GREAT satisfaction. not to be all weird but in my mind it's like if i don't do it, the world is going to die.
to make my life as a superhero that much easier, the city of Cerritos has provided each residence with a big old blue recycling bin. hi-five, world saved.
imagine my horror upon learning that all this time my father has been dumping my precious recyclables into the regular trash! i feel betrayed. by the way, this is why the economy has gone to shit.
WHY?!?! why are you evil-doers bent on destroying the world? it's so easy to put paper into the blue bin, or to bring a re-usable bag to the grocery store...these are simple, tangible actions you can take to prevent the mother-effin apocalypse, and STILL you refuse to do your part. for shame! i can't even look at you.
you're on your own, you ignoramuses. i will not save you anymore.
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