( 12:34 AM ) shut up christine
melisa spent the weekend in Portland and apparently Portlanders are nice people
they say 'hello' and 'how are you?' and 'have a great day' to each other on the train
perhaps living in LA has jaded us
the last time i spoke to someone on the metro, he asked if i wanted to ride his cock so i moved to the other end of the train and interlaced my car keys between my knuckles, wolverine status
 mama said knock you out
what is wrong with LA? by Portland standards we are douchebags.
inhabitants of Los Angeles, we cannot let Portland pwn us. help us reclaim our dignity
be nice, bitches
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