( 2:31 PM ) shut up christine
oh no no no
just now i set my textbook in front of my dad and i had bookmarked the sections concerning diabetes and the dangers of excessive abdominal fat and i told him that he better read them and report back to me when i come home from school tonight
he laughed at me but do i look like i'm joking?
i don't think so, buddy
AND THEN!
i head into the other room for a minute but i can hear him munching away
so i walk back into the kitchen and i say
WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT IN YOUR MOUTH HMM?
he is hiding whatever it is underneath his palm
so i move his hand and i see the crumpled chocolate wrappers and i ask him
HOW MANY OF THOSE DID YOU EAT?
he says "one"
and i pick up the wrappers one by one and i count them and hold them up in front of his face
and i slit my eyes and glare at him and i say
NO MORE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU TODAY
i am a meanie but sometimes parents are worse than babies and you have to be firm with them otherwise they will run amuck
#
|
|
