( 11:01 PM ) shut up christine
did i mention that i'm on my period and I AM PSYCHO
today i almost broke up with m
long story short, m comes from behind, locks my arms above my head and proceeds to vigorously tickle my armpits
meanwhile i am writhing on the floor screaming bloody murder in between pain-induced laughs
after a few minutes of these shenanigans i get all serious and yell GET OUT and collapse facedown on my bed
then we have a 'talk'
i say this is a dealbreaker i take tickling VERY seriously i hate it how can our relationship progress if i'm living in constant fear where is the trust blah blah blah
i almost ended the best thing in my life because of......tickling
m is a kind and patient person
god help him
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