( 12:01 AM ) shut up christine
i'm relieved that makoto and i know how to fight with each other
i don't want to make it seem like we don't fight.
oh, we fight
but we almost never use profanities,
we're big on "talking about our feelings"
and we don't go to sleep angry.
simple rules.
that being said, these are common insults heard in our homestead
"you are a bad person"
for example:
makoto: oops i ate the last cookie
me: you're a bad person
"you always ruin my life"
me: should i buy this nutella? its on sale
makoto: no, you don't need it
me: you always ruin my life!
"chimpanzee nipples"
makoto: hi chimpanzee nipples
"thirty six"
me: but you're 36 years old
makoto: nooooooooo
"ploop"
makoto: (taking a dump in the bathroom. makes a splash sound)
me: ploop ploop
makoto: stop!!!!
(he gets really embarrassed when i do this. heheehee)
"use your loofah"
me: did you use your loofah? your neck is black
makoto: you have chimpanzee nipples
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