( 7:54 PM ) shut up christine
how to burn your face in 5 easy steps
1. take any flavor microwaveable ramen noodle bowl
2. fill bowl with water to water line as indicated on packaging
3. crack an egg into the bowl. it's dinner and you haven't eaten all day, so might as well add a second egg
4. pop the whole shabang into the microwave for 3 minutes
5. poke the egg with your fork and it will detonate, blasting an explosion of eggy shrapnel onto your delicate facial skin. because you're really, really stupid, poke the other egg, and allow it to explode on your face as well
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