( 1:50 PM ) shut up christine
its raining really hard right now and i look outside and see Gigi convulsing, she's so cold. she's also hella dramatic but anyway i feel bad for her
so i get an old shirt and a towel, and i make a cape thing to keep her warm
and i then i grab some of Nanet's socks and i cut them up into cute little leg warmers
and when she's all dressed in her new gear, the first thing she does is run into the rain!
her stupid cape is soaking wet and her stupid muddy legwarmers are sagging around her ankles
and i'm watching her now and she's back in the patio
there are a hundred dry spots but she goes and finds the biggest puddle and sits in the middle of it
dumb dog. she never listens
and now i am overcome with gratitude to my mother
this is what raising me must feel like
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